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Diddy Unveils Ridiculous New Name
By Smaktakula "Don't Ever Be Afraid To Let Your Ego Write Checks Your Talent Can't Pay." Surprisingly, the public is still paying attention to the tiresome karaoke enthusiast (most recently) formerly...
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Lohan: The Time To Hit That Is Now
By Smaktakula Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.” Men and women between the ages of...
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Katching Up WIth K-Fed
By Smaktakula As it turns out, not much is going on. The Formerly-Famous Fresnan* Is Seen Loitering With An Unidentified Woman, Possibly A Baby Mama. * Fresnan: noun 1) a person from Fresno,...
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An Ode To Snooki
By Smaktakula Snooki's Not Wearing Leather; That's Her Skin. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’s time in the spotlight must soon come to an end. Her fifteen minutes of infamy draws inevitably to a close, as the...
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What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?
By Smaktakula Smaktakula Is Not A Believer. One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection bestowed upon murderous Jackass jackass Ryan Dunn to see that death is characterized not only by a...
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Pitiable Novelty Rapper Not Dead After All
By Smaktakula Let’s Give Him This: There Aren’t Too Many Things Which Can Collectively Humiliate White People. Fans of music and of culture in general were shocked by the news that tiresome...
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Headlines 06.20.12
By Smaktakula Relax, Nobody’s Dead. They’re Talking About “Any Sensation Whatsoever.” In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively...
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Requiem For a Horshack
By Smaktakula The Guy Who Played Horshak: Sometime-2012— He Had So Much More To Offer. Ron Palillo, the sometime actor best known for playing the cretinous Arnold Horshak on the 1970s TV series Welcome...
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Headlines: Is There A Moose Under There?
By Smaktakula Be On The Lookout For This Adorable Sex Criminal. His Most Frequent Tactic Is To Leave A Chew-Toy In Plain Sight On The Sidewalk. Victims Foolish Enough To Bend Over To Pick Up The Toy...
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Headlines: Shaking And Stirred
By Smaktakula We Believe It Is Vitally Important To Treat An Issue With The Same Respect You Would Accord To Any Other Issue. In which we celebrate our awe-inspiring ignorance by commenting on the...
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